Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
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Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Kevlar Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:45 am
hah, I just read this and it made me laugh. I know its for WoW and a couple don't fit for TOR but I thought it was an awesome read, figured I'd share =P
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Not every Guildmaster feels this way, but I’m willing to bet many of them do.
Face it.
It’s lonely at the top.
You are at the top of the food chain and there is no one for you to turn to for help. Everyone comes to you for advice or guidance about what to do next. On some days, it can be the most frustrating job in the world. But it’s reassuring to know that you are not alone.
While not every Guild has every one of these, I’m willing to bet they have some of them. They can help take the load off of a GM’s shoulders. They do not have to be officers or anything in the Guild, but that decision is ultimately yours.
The Rich Guy
Whether or not he gets his money legally or illegally, it’s nice to have a guy like this around. He’s got more gold then he knows what to do with. He’s got 3 epic mounts. Per alt. He’s a shrewd businessman and farmer where money is not a problem at all.
Why he’s an asset: If someone’s repair bill is too high, he can help spot it. He usually comes to raids packed with every reagent, flask, and potion made. Useful to have around in case that idiot Priest (namely, me) forgot his Flask of Mighty Restoration again.
Just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he’s generous. Ask nicely.
The IT Specialist
He works at a web hosting firm in silicon valley. Or maybe he’s a QA tester at Microsoft. Whatever he does, it’s nice to have the IT specialist around. They are generally soft spoken and tend not to like having leadership positions. Count on them to be extremely intelligent and knowledgeable.
Why he’s an asset: The Guild website is down again and you do not know why. You ask the IT Specialist to take a look. Five minutes later, it turns out you installed the Shoutbox incorrectly. Not only does he fix it, he comes up with a new color scheme for the site that’s more visually appealing, applies a security fix for the forums preventing all those pesky spam posts, and grants membership access to those 40 new members because you forgot how to do it.
You can count on him to help you with Addon installation and configuration.
The Analyst
He spends most of his time reading up on various blogs and sites to learn how to make your raid more optimal. He’s just graduated from college and is in between jobs. He’s got more rings under his eyes than a jewelery store.
Why he’s an asset: Not only does he know how to parse WWS reports, he knows how to read them. After every raid, he will stay up until 3 AM trying to determine how the tank got crushed at the 0:11:46 mark of the Lady Vashj encountered. In other words, he can take numbers from WWS and translate them into something meaningful you can understand. If you can understand the problem, you can fix it.
May get mom aggro once in a while.
The Mom
The Mom can instantly sense when something is wrong in the Guild. Her gut feelings are more in tune with the emotions of a player. She knows what to say at the right time. Nothing relieves a tense moment then a calm soothing female voice (that applies in any situation though, really).
Why she’s an asset: She’s able to pry the deepest and darkest thoughts of a player in the Guild. She can silence brushfires with a few tells. She can break the will of even the most devoted gquitter and persuade them to stay one more day. Even though you can’t see it, you can almost see the sad puppy eyes on the screen when she asks you what’s wrong. She’s an excellent sounding board if you need to vent your frustrations because she will actually care.
We love you mom.
The Accountant
He tracks the gains and losses of a Guild in terms of both gold, loot, and manpower. He’s sharp and knows what everything is worth. He can also be known as the IT guy since they are typically good with computers.
Why he’s an asset: He keeps a record of everyones DKP purchase in the past year. He’s able to remember who what what loot when. He makes sure everyone who has attended got the DKP they deserved. Loot will always be accounted for when he is handling it. If there is a discrepancy, he will look into it, fix it, and adjust everyone else’s DKP accordingly.
He also saves you $10 a month on Asprin.
The General
He’s served in the Gulf war. He’s a retired military General. When he barks on vent, everyone listens. He commands the respect of his subordinates and the Guild. He knows when to push his luck and when to cut his losses. He has Murphy’s ultimate law tattooed on his forearm: If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong. He has contingency plan after contingency plan filed in his brain in case things go wrong. In short, he’s your raid leader.
Why he’s an asset: He researches every boss thoroughly. He combs through videos and strategies trying to determine the strengths and weaknesses of bosses. Then he tailors these strats to work with the resources and personnel that your Guild has in order to successfully down that boss. He will do what it takes to get the job done in a timely fashion. If something bad happens, you can bet he’s already thinking of a way to salvage it.
If you want results, he will deliver them.
The Optimist
Nothing can bring down the Optimist. He’s always in a good, cheery mood and it helps rub off on everyone. He’s willing to help people any time. He’s a genuinely kind person who has no hidden agenda and has nothing but nice things to say.
Why he’s an asset: He can help the raid stay cheery and positive. When he joins the channel, he makes everyone in it smile. His “can do” attitude helps provide that last spark of energy to down Al’ar on the last attempt when everyone is weary and frustrated.
He doesn’t care about the destination. He cares about the journey.
The Mentor
He’s a walking encyclopedia of information. He loves to patiently teach people how to do things. He wants to relax and take it easy for a while but doesn’t have any problems with providing wise advice.
Why he’s an asset: He’s been everywhere and done every quest. Twice. He knows where every mob is. He’s memorized all the mats required for every enchant and where to get the necessary enchanting mats. He doesn’t need WoWHead because he IS a WoW Head.
It takes 8 seconds to look something up on WoW Head. It takes 1 to ask a question and receive an answer.
The Connected Guy
Quite frankly, the connected guy is… well connected! He has friends in high places. He has enough contacts to make a drug cartel jealous. He’s got more names and numbers memorized then a phone book. He’s a great people person because he can connect with them easily. Similar to the Mom, he’s able to tell the good crowd from the bad and sweet talk players into helping him out. He could be your recruiting officer.
Why he’s an asset: Your tank didn’t show up. A couple of well placed calls, and he’ll deliver an even better tank because that tank owes him one. He can hook up one of your guys with a Soulfrost enchant AND knock off 20% from their price. He’s established a rapport with top Guilds and fine craftsmen. He can pull in a favor at a moment’s notice and help pull in the elusive 25th man. He can hook you up with a spot in the elusive 400 resilience PvP group.
Great for recruiting because he knows a friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s moms nephews dad’s son who has an awesome Priest looking for a Guild and happens to be on your same server.
The Brawler
He has your back in a fight. If you need air support in the Outlands, you can expect him to bring the rain. He thrives on PvP. What makes you cringe will make him grin. He is a literal lightning in a bottle and if the opposing faction gives you trouble, he will respond with lethal force in kind.
Why he’s an asset: Opposing faction at the summoning stone? Call up the Brawler and him and his band of cronies will secure the area for you and your raid. Someone giving you hell on an alt? Let him know and he’ll grab a large slurpie and camp the poor guy until you’ve leveled out of the area. He knows everything there is to need to know about PvP.
You do not want to get on his bad side because he is the reason why ESRB added the M rating.
Honorable Mentions
The Altaholic
He works from home managing his own business. He has a wide array of alts to choose from because he can multitask so effectively with his job. He loves the game and has maxed out his character slots.
Why he’s an asset: Need a tank? No problem. Want to gear up a tank? He’ll switch to his Priest. Need high performance DPS? Choose from his Rogue, Mage or Hunter. This jack of all trades can fulfill any purpose you need in a pinch.
The only thing separating him from running a 25 man raid with 25 of his own accounts is because the police tagged his house as a grow ops facility due to his power bill.
The Motormouth
He talks. A lot. He loves to hear his own voice and that of others. He’s also really annoying. But you have to put up with him around because he’s your MT’s younger brother.
Why he’s an asset: There’s no other available MT.
The Loser
He gets confused over everything. He needs his hand held in every dungeon. He accidentally wipes the raid because thought Vashj was friendly.
Why he’s an asset: He’s so loveable because everyone can’t help but feel sorry for him. He also sets an inadvertent example for the rest of the Guild on why they shouldn’t stand in melee range of certain Naga.
Um, guys? These walking fish cleave!
If you can find and earn the loyalty of players like these, you can expect a well streamlined guild equipped to tackle any day to day problems. It’s never a dull moment with diverse players like these around. The best part is that they just do their jobs so naturally without you having to ask. If you put them in positions where they have an opportunity to grow, watch them take advantage of it and slip into their roles with ease.
Do you recognize any of these players in your Guild? Are you one of these players? Do you enjoy having them around? I know my Guild has everyone but the Optimist.
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I wonder who's who in this guild? although I think we are missing a couple or more personalities. =P
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Not every Guildmaster feels this way, but I’m willing to bet many of them do.
Face it.
It’s lonely at the top.
You are at the top of the food chain and there is no one for you to turn to for help. Everyone comes to you for advice or guidance about what to do next. On some days, it can be the most frustrating job in the world. But it’s reassuring to know that you are not alone.
While not every Guild has every one of these, I’m willing to bet they have some of them. They can help take the load off of a GM’s shoulders. They do not have to be officers or anything in the Guild, but that decision is ultimately yours.
The Rich Guy
Whether or not he gets his money legally or illegally, it’s nice to have a guy like this around. He’s got more gold then he knows what to do with. He’s got 3 epic mounts. Per alt. He’s a shrewd businessman and farmer where money is not a problem at all.
Why he’s an asset: If someone’s repair bill is too high, he can help spot it. He usually comes to raids packed with every reagent, flask, and potion made. Useful to have around in case that idiot Priest (namely, me) forgot his Flask of Mighty Restoration again.
Just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he’s generous. Ask nicely.
The IT Specialist
He works at a web hosting firm in silicon valley. Or maybe he’s a QA tester at Microsoft. Whatever he does, it’s nice to have the IT specialist around. They are generally soft spoken and tend not to like having leadership positions. Count on them to be extremely intelligent and knowledgeable.
Why he’s an asset: The Guild website is down again and you do not know why. You ask the IT Specialist to take a look. Five minutes later, it turns out you installed the Shoutbox incorrectly. Not only does he fix it, he comes up with a new color scheme for the site that’s more visually appealing, applies a security fix for the forums preventing all those pesky spam posts, and grants membership access to those 40 new members because you forgot how to do it.
You can count on him to help you with Addon installation and configuration.
The Analyst
He spends most of his time reading up on various blogs and sites to learn how to make your raid more optimal. He’s just graduated from college and is in between jobs. He’s got more rings under his eyes than a jewelery store.
Why he’s an asset: Not only does he know how to parse WWS reports, he knows how to read them. After every raid, he will stay up until 3 AM trying to determine how the tank got crushed at the 0:11:46 mark of the Lady Vashj encountered. In other words, he can take numbers from WWS and translate them into something meaningful you can understand. If you can understand the problem, you can fix it.
May get mom aggro once in a while.
The Mom
The Mom can instantly sense when something is wrong in the Guild. Her gut feelings are more in tune with the emotions of a player. She knows what to say at the right time. Nothing relieves a tense moment then a calm soothing female voice (that applies in any situation though, really).
Why she’s an asset: She’s able to pry the deepest and darkest thoughts of a player in the Guild. She can silence brushfires with a few tells. She can break the will of even the most devoted gquitter and persuade them to stay one more day. Even though you can’t see it, you can almost see the sad puppy eyes on the screen when she asks you what’s wrong. She’s an excellent sounding board if you need to vent your frustrations because she will actually care.
We love you mom.
The Accountant
He tracks the gains and losses of a Guild in terms of both gold, loot, and manpower. He’s sharp and knows what everything is worth. He can also be known as the IT guy since they are typically good with computers.
Why he’s an asset: He keeps a record of everyones DKP purchase in the past year. He’s able to remember who what what loot when. He makes sure everyone who has attended got the DKP they deserved. Loot will always be accounted for when he is handling it. If there is a discrepancy, he will look into it, fix it, and adjust everyone else’s DKP accordingly.
He also saves you $10 a month on Asprin.
The General
He’s served in the Gulf war. He’s a retired military General. When he barks on vent, everyone listens. He commands the respect of his subordinates and the Guild. He knows when to push his luck and when to cut his losses. He has Murphy’s ultimate law tattooed on his forearm: If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong. He has contingency plan after contingency plan filed in his brain in case things go wrong. In short, he’s your raid leader.
Why he’s an asset: He researches every boss thoroughly. He combs through videos and strategies trying to determine the strengths and weaknesses of bosses. Then he tailors these strats to work with the resources and personnel that your Guild has in order to successfully down that boss. He will do what it takes to get the job done in a timely fashion. If something bad happens, you can bet he’s already thinking of a way to salvage it.
If you want results, he will deliver them.
The Optimist
Why he’s an asset: He can help the raid stay cheery and positive. When he joins the channel, he makes everyone in it smile. His “can do” attitude helps provide that last spark of energy to down Al’ar on the last attempt when everyone is weary and frustrated.
He doesn’t care about the destination. He cares about the journey.
The Mentor
He’s a walking encyclopedia of information. He loves to patiently teach people how to do things. He wants to relax and take it easy for a while but doesn’t have any problems with providing wise advice.
Why he’s an asset: He’s been everywhere and done every quest. Twice. He knows where every mob is. He’s memorized all the mats required for every enchant and where to get the necessary enchanting mats. He doesn’t need WoWHead because he IS a WoW Head.
It takes 8 seconds to look something up on WoW Head. It takes 1 to ask a question and receive an answer.
The Connected Guy
Quite frankly, the connected guy is… well connected! He has friends in high places. He has enough contacts to make a drug cartel jealous. He’s got more names and numbers memorized then a phone book. He’s a great people person because he can connect with them easily. Similar to the Mom, he’s able to tell the good crowd from the bad and sweet talk players into helping him out. He could be your recruiting officer.
Why he’s an asset: Your tank didn’t show up. A couple of well placed calls, and he’ll deliver an even better tank because that tank owes him one. He can hook up one of your guys with a Soulfrost enchant AND knock off 20% from their price. He’s established a rapport with top Guilds and fine craftsmen. He can pull in a favor at a moment’s notice and help pull in the elusive 25th man. He can hook you up with a spot in the elusive 400 resilience PvP group.
Great for recruiting because he knows a friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s moms nephews dad’s son who has an awesome Priest looking for a Guild and happens to be on your same server.
The Brawler
He has your back in a fight. If you need air support in the Outlands, you can expect him to bring the rain. He thrives on PvP. What makes you cringe will make him grin. He is a literal lightning in a bottle and if the opposing faction gives you trouble, he will respond with lethal force in kind.
Why he’s an asset: Opposing faction at the summoning stone? Call up the Brawler and him and his band of cronies will secure the area for you and your raid. Someone giving you hell on an alt? Let him know and he’ll grab a large slurpie and camp the poor guy until you’ve leveled out of the area. He knows everything there is to need to know about PvP.
You do not want to get on his bad side because he is the reason why ESRB added the M rating.
Honorable Mentions
The Altaholic
He works from home managing his own business. He has a wide array of alts to choose from because he can multitask so effectively with his job. He loves the game and has maxed out his character slots.
Why he’s an asset: Need a tank? No problem. Want to gear up a tank? He’ll switch to his Priest. Need high performance DPS? Choose from his Rogue, Mage or Hunter. This jack of all trades can fulfill any purpose you need in a pinch.
The only thing separating him from running a 25 man raid with 25 of his own accounts is because the police tagged his house as a grow ops facility due to his power bill.
The Motormouth
He talks. A lot. He loves to hear his own voice and that of others. He’s also really annoying. But you have to put up with him around because he’s your MT’s younger brother.
Why he’s an asset: There’s no other available MT.
The Loser
He gets confused over everything. He needs his hand held in every dungeon. He accidentally wipes the raid because thought Vashj was friendly.
Why he’s an asset: He’s so loveable because everyone can’t help but feel sorry for him. He also sets an inadvertent example for the rest of the Guild on why they shouldn’t stand in melee range of certain Naga.
Um, guys? These walking fish cleave!
If you can find and earn the loyalty of players like these, you can expect a well streamlined guild equipped to tackle any day to day problems. It’s never a dull moment with diverse players like these around. The best part is that they just do their jobs so naturally without you having to ask. If you put them in positions where they have an opportunity to grow, watch them take advantage of it and slip into their roles with ease.
Do you recognize any of these players in your Guild? Are you one of these players? Do you enjoy having them around? I know my Guild has everyone but the Optimist.
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I wonder who's who in this guild? although I think we are missing a couple or more personalities. =P
Kevlar
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Tyren Vaal Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:19 am
That last one fits me well!
Tyren Vaal
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Jacan Na'al Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:47 am
Haha, these articles are always funny because you can usually pick out a few you have experienced firsthand.
Jacan Na'al
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Beadle Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:47 pm
If nothing else it was at least an enjoyable read :D
I should join and be their optimist.
I should join and be their optimist.
Beadle
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Jeme'Maer Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 am
hehe, the brawler sounds right. Very good find Kevlar!
Jeme'Maer
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Gerard Halcyon Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:52 pm
Heh! I'm the connected guy on my server in WoW! Heh!
Gerard Halcyon
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Rusic Terron Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:46 am
Tyren Vaal wrote:That last one fits me well!
ME TO! lol
Rusic Terron
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Satarel Vao Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:28 am
I'll likely be playing the role of Accountant, I guess. I could also be the Altoholic, looking back at the MMOs I used to play.. but the number of Alts I have will be trimmed down ALOT in TOR.
Satarel Vao
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Kevlar Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:47 am
haha, I think DumDum is the rich guy tbh =P as proven on AoC
Kevlar
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Nico Gaborik Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:19 am
good read, if I'd be any I think it would be the General, simply because I'm a RPG strategy nut and I like taking down enemy's way above my level (pretty successful if I say so myself)
Nico Gaborik
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Tyren Vaal Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:15 am
Kevlar wrote:haha, I think DumDum is the rich guy tbh =P as proven on AoC
I'd say you or Udum are "The Optimist" I've yet to see many unhappy posts of yours...I could be missing other guild members though, there a lot of Optimists in our guild.
Tyren Vaal
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Cullis Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:45 pm
Jeme'Maer wrote:hehe, the brawler sounds right. Very good find Kevlar!
Im a brawler alright...or maybe a cronie.
Cullis
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Jeme'Maer Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:35 pm
Cullis wrote:Jeme'Maer wrote:hehe, the brawler sounds right. Very good find Kevlar!
Im a brawler alright...or maybe a cronie.
meh let me at 'em let me at 'em (raises his fists)
Jeme'Maer
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Tyren Vaal Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:12 am
Jeme'Maer wrote:Cullis wrote:Jeme'Maer wrote:hehe, the brawler sounds right. Very good find Kevlar!
Im a brawler alright...or maybe a cronie.
meh let me at 'em let me at 'em (raises his fists)
...Kind of reminds me of Scrappy Doo.
Tyren Vaal
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Cullis Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:36 pm
lol
Yeah I'm Scrappy and he's the Do *cough*
Yeah I'm Scrappy and he's the Do *cough*
Cullis
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Cuyir Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:03 am
Lol. I try to be the rich guy but it usually fails after I get bored.
Cuyir
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Mictian Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:37 am
WOOT!! It's WoW!! XD well, I like to think of meself as teh optimist, after tons of WoW playing =D Go team go! (or smth like dat) haha, either way, t'was an epic read (:
We'll have to see how TOR turns out thou ><
We'll have to see how TOR turns out thou ><
Mictian
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Tyren Vaal Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:10 am
Mictian wrote:WOOT!! It's WoW!! XD well, I like to think of meself as teh optimist, after tons of WoW playing =D Go team go! (or smth like dat) haha, either way, t'was an epic read (:
We'll have to see how TOR turns out thou ><
Y'know coming to think of it, I wonder what happy pills you've been taking.
Man you are a happy sailor.
Tyren Vaal
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Mictian Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:35 am
It's teh drugs!! O_O HAHA! idk, I'm just naturally this way, in real life and online... weird huh... :X
btw, after I read that, it made me wanna play WoW again... EBIL!! o:
btw, after I read that, it made me wanna play WoW again... EBIL!! o:
Mictian
Re: Personalities Every Guild Leader Needs Around
Fenix Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:34 am
i think i'm going to have to go for 'The Mentor' personally, almost everygame i play i memorise where everything is and where to go and how to do stuff...
Fenix
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